Yeah, Sorry

Okay, so I really feel terrible about not staying on topic in my last message; let me say explicitly this time that this is causing me a great deal of anxiety, anxiety on a level equal to that experienced when I did not know what you were talking about. Now I realize . . . now I realize that my ignorance is even more widespread than I thought and goes beyond innuendoes involving referring to one's legs as "fences." Right, okay, so Michael Powell is the former chairman of the FFC. Son of Colin Powell. And, shockingly, the famed director who died in 1990!

- Caitlin