Anxiety Specific Only to Me

1. Fear that a previous threat against your boss will affect your chances of being rehired this summer.

2. Fear that showing up for work an hour late every Wednesday will eventually lead to you being fired.

3. Fear that carrying a large box full of cement up to the fifth floor will lead to back problems later in life.

4. Fear that your French teacher is actually a Satanic warlord ensconsed in human form for the strict purpose of sucking out your soul, mutilating it and then feeding it back to you, a worthless shell of what it once was.

5. Fear that the people around you are not human but actually skillfully designed robots.

*Myfi*