More Common Anxiety

1. Fear that people who wear hunting jackets in the middle of the city are not just misguided but actually there to hunt people.
2. Fear that one day you will do all of the things you've ever imagined yourself doing. This is accompanied by the fear that there will be severe legal consequences for these actions.
3. Fear of tripping and falling in the middle of a busy street, therefore spending your last moments before being smushed by a truck in horrifying embarrassment.
4. Fear that eating chocolate doesn't actually solve all your problems and may, in fact, make many of them worse.
5. Fear that everyone around you can read your thoughts and is making fun of the stupid and humiliating things you are thinking about.
6. Fear that there is nothing you can do about the fact that people find you odd and alienating.
7. Fear that there actually is a God and that everything you've been saying will eventually get you into trouble.
8. Fear that the moment for that trouble is now and you are about to be struck down by pestilence, plague and/or pulsating boils.
9. Fear that you will wake up one morning in a room swarming with butterflies.
10. Fear that your complete inability to convey any of your intelligence or higher brain functioning to others will lead to you becoming just as stupid as you come across in conversation.
11. Fear that the two peanut butter sandwiches and box of cookies you just ate will make you fat.


*Myfi*