Friday, February 17, 2006

Myfi's Post of Zen

In the face of all this overwhelming anxiety, I would like to identify four spaces in which anxiety is non-existent and completely irrelevant.

1st scenario:
Eating saltines
Drinking Sparkling White Grape Juice
Listening to Bob and Ray
Maybe doodling if you wish to be completely at peace

2nd scenario
Eating plain rhubarb out of a tub
Watching a John Wayne movie

3rd Scenario
Eating Honey Nut Cheerios
Drinking a large bottle of ice cold water
Watching episodes of 'The Wild Wild West'

4th Scenario
Eating a grapefruit

Prepare yourself for ultimate zen.



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