Gunfight at the Anxiety Corral

1. Fear that you will approach a cash register with an armful of things to purchase only to realize that you do not have enough money. Fear that you will be forced to shamefully walk back down the aisle under the accusatory stares of the store to return a small item such as a candy bar that was just too much for you.

2. Fear that Shane really is dead.

3. Fear that when purchasing healthy foods the cashier secretly thinks "Uh...yeah that's not going to help."

4. Fear that this same thought goes through the heads of cashiers when you buy products like makeup or shampoo.

5. Fear that employees in more expensive clothing stores are disdainful of you and your appearance and are mocking your delusion that you could ever buy or successfully wear their clothes.

6. Fear that by sitting next to an unpleasant person you have become contaminated. Fear that other people think this about you.

7. Fear that having doctors continually ask you if you hear nonexistant voices signifies a problem with how you portray your mental stability to others.

8. Fear that this isn't the right line.

9. Fear that you are driving on the wrong side of the road.

10. Fear that everyone sees through your attempts to seem busy or purposeful when completely lost or bored.

*Myfie*